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Donald Trump's accuser Stormy Daniels says his pen*s looks like toad from Mario Kart




Adult film actress, Stormy Daniels, who Donald Trump allegedly had an affair shortly after his wife Melania Trump gave birth to their son, has revealed in her new memoir what the President's pen*s looks like.


A copy of the book, Full Disclosure, was obtained by the Guardian. In it, Stormy spoke about the president's genitals, which she likens to a character from the game Mario Kart.

Describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f—– by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.
She calls that alleged 2006 encounter possibly "the least impressive sex I'd ever had."
The explosive memoir will go on sale Oct. 2. 

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